Allie & The Djinn Chapter 2: WTF!

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Here is Chapter 2 of Allie & The Djinn, a fantasy novella in the subgenre of magic realism. I would also categorize it as an action-adventure romantic thriller. So, bring your suspension of belief, make yourself comfortable and find out what Allie really thinks about her new situation!


ALLY & THE DJINN - CHAPTER 2: WTF!


Allie was alone, washing her hands, squinting at herself in the mirror, thinking what a mess she was and wondering when she last washed, when she heard the voice.

What the fuck? She glanced around. Nobody. She’d definitely heard someone speak. Oh, no. Was she hallucinating? This was bad. She checked her feet, legs, torso, and arms. Other than the need for a super-hot shower—because, boy, she stank—she felt surprisingly well. Healthy, even. Saliva pooled under her tongue at the memory of the coffee and pastries she had just consumed. Her belly and brain hadn’t experienced such delights for a while and decided that, for breakfast, they’d been sensational. She shook her head as if to dislodge—or deny—her senses’ gratification.


“I said, greetings, O fair one. Perhaps I should introduce myself first. I am Quareem Min Alsahra, the most powerful djinn in all the known kingdoms.”

She screamed long and loud.

***

Allie blinked. She felt wonderful. Light as air—or more like a delicate cotton-wool ball floating across a gorgeous blue sky. She took in the white walls and sheets, a small window up near the ceiling, the patient gown she wore. She was in a hospital, drugged up and safe. The hallucination had disappeared. She closed her eyes and slept.

When she woke again, reality returned. For some unknown reason, she’d experienced an auditory hallucination, started screaming, and hadn’t stopped until the medics arrived and jabbed her with a needle. After which, everything had gone dark.

She scanned the room. Yes. Same pale walls as before, and whatever they’d shot her up with, she sure wouldn’t refuse another dose. What she didn’t understand was why she no longer craved oblivion.

“Hey, hot babe!”

What the fuck? She was hearing voices, which meant the delusion was real. She wasn’t imagining it. Strange choice of words, though. The only person who’d ever referred to her as a hot babe was a skinny kid with braces she’d gone on a couple of dates with when she was fifteen. This must be what a psychotic episode was like—odd memories from her past come back to haunt her.

“My dear Allie, fear not, I am as alive as you.”

“Prove it. Why can’t I see you?”

A tidbit of information surfaced. Names had power. “What’s your name?”

“I am the one and only, the great Al Quareem Min Alsahra, a very powerful djinn, and I am at your service.”

“Whatever. So, you’re the greatest… er… what did you say you were? A djinn? Is that a genie-in-the-bottle kind of thingy?”

Christina Aguilera came to mind. Would he dance for her, or was she expected to show him some moves? She sucked in a deep breath, but before she let rip a second earth-shattering scream, his hand was around her throat, a vise-like grip rendering her silent and immobile. Frozen except for the ability to blink, always an advantage—dry-eye syndrome and all that.

A vague memory of someone telling her about this sense of being paralyzed that often happened when people were falling asleep. She’d understood this was a ghost trying to take over your body.

“I. Am. Not. A. Ghost! Now, if you promise to behave and not scream, I will explain who I am and why you are able to hear me. Can you do that?”

The grip around her neck tightened, not quite cutting off her oxygen supply. Allie gave a mental nod. If this creature wasn’t a spook, it had to be a demon.

“I. Am. Not. A. Demon!”

Allie managed a few more twitches, hoping he got the message she understood he wasn’t a devil, and he relaxed his hold.

“Okay, okay. I understand. Not a ghost. Not a denizen of hell. Not a human either, so who or whatever you are, get out of my head.”

“My name is Quareem al Mustapha, the greatest of all the djinn known to mankind. Genies are the lesser wish-granting branch of our species. Djinn are much more powerful.”

“I don’t understand why I conjured up a djinn, and I certainly didn’t give you permission to move into my head.”

“My darling Allie, you did not conjure me. I chose you. Would it reassure you if I showed you how I am as real as you?”

“Sure. Why not?” This should be fun. Maybe she could have a career as a TV magician?

“You are foolish. Watch.”

Right in front of her, a whirling, golden-tinted cloud appeared, thickening as she watched, transfixed. Her jaw fell even more when a shape became visible inside the mist, solidifying into a drop-dead gorgeous young man with black hair curling down over his shoulders, bright blue eyes twinkling at her, and a lush pair of smiling lips.

“You approve?”

Allie’s belly heated, a flush rising through her chest until her cheeks were rosy. She coughed. “Mmm… I suppose so.”

“Apologies for the absence of my extremities.”

Allie’s gaze dropped from the enticing face, skimmed broad shoulders and six-pack, slid past the bulge in his pants to muscular thighs and below… to a golden swirling mist that hid his calves and feet.

Quareem sighed and waved at the billowing mass. “Part of the curse my race are compelled to endure when we manifest in your world.”

“I guess it’s better than no dick or minus your head.”

“You are rude and not funny.”

“How do I know that this”—she jutted her chin at his gleaming physique—“isn’t also an illusion?”

The djinn glided toward her, an action that didn’t involve his thighs and was oddly disturbing, and held out his right arm. “Touch me.”

Allie reached out, her fingertips grazing his warm, golden-brown skin. The heat emanating from his body made her skin tingle. With a swift yank, she grabbed his wrist, pulled him close, and sank her teeth into his hand, expecting her upper and lower teeth to connect—because a phantom couldn’t be real—shocked as she met an obstacle, his flesh, and, as she bit down harder, bone.

“Aagghh!” Quareem yelled, flicking a flash of lightning at her.

Once more, she found herself nailed down and unable to move, her lips glued to Quareem’s skin as he inserted two fingers from his left hand into her mouth, pushed down on her jaw, and extracted his hand.

He studied her, meeting her dismayed gaze, amusement creeping into his eyes. “Ha! You continue to think I have sprung fully formed from the depths of your addled brain?”

He flicked his fingers, and relief at being able to move once more loosened her limbs. She massaged her jaw.

“Accept your fate. We have bonded.” He rubbed the spot she’d bitten, and the indentations of her bite faded. “You accepted my gift and proved to yourself that I am real.”

What gift? What had he given her? Before she could question him further, the sharp tattoo of quick footsteps sounded along the corridor, coming closer.

Quareem flicked out of existence as a nurse, her nut-brown hair in a bun at the nape of her neck, her uniform starched to within an inch of its life, marched in.

“Good morning, Alicia. I’m glad to find you awake.” She picked up the chart attached to the rail at the foot of the bed. “How are you today?”

“Great. Hunky-dory. How soon can I leave?”

The nurse’s alert gaze told her the woman wasn’t easily fooled, so she summoned the energy to give her a genuine smile.

“After Dr. Fox gives the okay.”

“I was supposed to meet a friend, and she’ll be worried.”

Not a single friend’s name came to mind, except an echo of two high childish voices singing Liar, liar, pants on fire flickered through her mind. In this case, she told herself, the end justifies the means.

“How long will I have to wait?”

“Until we have the results of your blood test from the lab, and if they’re clear, we’ll discharge you. Are you hungry?”

Allie’s stomach grumbled. “No use in pretending otherwise, is there?”

“An orderly will be along shortly with your breakfast. Anything else?”

“I want to have a shower first. Where are my clothes?”

“Oh, they’re in the cupboard in the bathroom.”

Allie pushed aside the question about who was paying for the private room and walked into the bathroom, her legs shaky.

She couldn’t believe the dirt that flowed down the drain and how sweet she smelled after stepping out of the shower. Her dreadlocks had disappeared, and her waist-length copper tresses fell in smooth waves. In the cupboard, she found a brand-new lacy black silk bra and matching panties.

A pair of mischievous blue eyes twinkled at her. She growled, pushing him away. As she had no choice, she put them on, annoyed at the perfect fit.

Next, she pulled on the bright pink sweatsuit and pants—not her first choice of color—the material sliding cashmere-silk soft against her skin. She was cleaner and perkier than she had been for some time. Bathing and hair washing had fallen down her priority list because of the intense craving for… something… she couldn’t remember what… she took to ease… ease what?

Before she could follow the trail of perplexing vague images, an olive-skinned, dark-haired man—possibly the most good-looking doctor she had ever seen—entered the room.

“Ah, I’m Dr. Fox, and I’m glad to see your condition has improved this morning, Miss O’Reilly.”

Allie nodded. He sized her up, from her damp hair to her bare toes. She shivered as the sensation of being internally scraped ran through her body, and she caught the barest hint of a crimson spark in his eye as his gaze left her and returned to her chart.

Dr. Fox might be dishy, and he was also someone—or something—more than he appeared. She cleared her throat, breaking the trance he’d cast.

“So, I can leave?”

“Yes. There’s a form for you to sign at the nurses’ station at the end of the hallway. Your lab results show you are a healthy young woman, Miss O’Reilly. I see your notes mention you had a recent bereavement; therefore, my advice is you should see a grief counselor. Undealt-with sadness and despair cause unforeseen and destructive effects on the psyche and could have contributed to your recent episode.”

He searched his pocket, his eyebrows drawing together when he couldn’t find what he was looking for. “I was sure I’d put the card in my pocket. Wait here. I’ll return in a tick.”

He flashed a row of sharp, pearly whites that made the hairs on the back of her neck stand on end.

Bereavement? Grief counselor? What was he talking about? Whatever he meant, she didn’t care. Hospitals were places where a lot of bad karma went down, and she needed to leave and get far away as soon and as fast as possible.

“Thank you, Doctor.”

She watched him stride out, slumping in relief as he closed the door behind him.

Five minutes later, in her new matching pink sneakers and feeling as if she was walking on air—those ads really were true—she marched down the hallway, signed the release forms, and started for the exit.

***
Thank you for reading and I hope you are enjoying the story so far. The next chapter will be posted soon(ish). If you don't want to wait to find out what happens next, Ally & The Djinn is available for FREE from my Shopify store: teagankearyey.com and from all major retail sites such as Amazon, Kobo, B&N, etcetera.


Stay safe and well,

Warmest wishes,
Teagan. 😊

Ally & The Djinn Chapter 1: Seismic Shift

 Hi there, lovely readers,

Thank you so much for visiting my blogsite, and I'm genuinely grateful for every click that brings you here.

I realize that when I posted the prologue I said, come back next week for Chapter 1, and it's now weeks later and I haven't posted the chapter. My apologies. While I live with a certain amount of organized chaos, occasionally (I may be glossing over reality with that word) it's more chaos than organization. But my good news is that I have been busy and my latest WIP, a science-fiction is set a couple of millennia later in the same universe as the Saoirse Saga, is now with my wonderful editor, Lois Dacus. So, without delay, here, as promised, if a bit belatedly, is Chapter 1 of Ally & The Djinn.



ALLY & THE DJINN: 

CHAPTER 1: SEISMIC SHIFT 

Allie waited on the sidewalk, clenching her fists, her fingers—nails bitten down to the quick—pressing into her palm. Chris was late. As usual. Allie cursed him under her breath. The sudden scraping sensation under her skin, the painful crawling down her spine, the squeezing sensation in her lungs—all were a red alert. The urge to scream pushed up from her belly, through her chest, and swelled in her throat. She swallowed half a dozen times, pushing everything down and silencing the assault. No way was she going to have a meltdown in the middle of Main Street, despite her entire body crawling with ants, each possessing razor-sharp, red-hot pincers that tore at her flesh.

Where the fuck had her dealer gotten to? He’d insisted on ten o’clock. She turned and peered into the coffee shop behind her at the clock on the wall. Ten past, and no sign of him. The blazing sunlight gave her a massive headache, even after borrowing Jenny’s black sunglasses. Sorry, Jen. My eyes are way more bloodshot than yours. She tossed the mental apology in her friend’s direction. Jenny had recognized her in the street one evening and taken pity on her, and she’d experienced Jenny’s sudden bursts of temper more than once. The idea that she might throw Allie out was unwelcome because she preferred not to think about the crack house she had lived in previously. Yet In any event, she would be back at the apartment before Jenny got home from work, as long as Chris appeared soon. If he didn’t, she would be well and truly screwed, and annoying Jenny would be the least of her worries.

A frisson of electricity shot through her. Her hair stood on end. She shivered as goose bumps ran up and down her arms, as if an alien presence had passed by too close. Her mother’s witchy genes rarely manifested, yet when they did, she knew to pay attention. Granny’s hunches and sightings were more serious, and she’d spent her final days in a nuthouse. Right now, something freakish had ratcheted up her heightened state of hypervigilance to new levels of of suspicion.

She straightened up, aware of the soothing sensation of the morning sun warming her face and body. Hell’s bells, she was hungry. Hell’s bells and a bunch of parsley! Hell’s bells? Where had that come from, let alone the parsley? She’d never said that phrase in her life. Some kind of change had taken place; she could feel it down to her joints, as Granny liked to say. How had it happened, and why, and what did it mean? As a white fog clouded her mind, she focused on her scuffed sneakers, the stains on her torn jeans, and caught a whiff of herself. Man, she stank. There was another smell, too, that she couldn’t quite place.

 

 

Son of a starving djinn, Quareem thought, the aroma evoking memories. Marketplaces, conversations of many kinds, some more pleasant than others, people telling stories, jokes. A quick flash surfaced: sipping strong brown liquid from a small, delicately painted china cup as he sat on a balcony overlooking a city of pale domed buildings glinting in the sun as slender golden-skinned beauties served fragrant sesame seed cakes and refreshments. He had been there with someone. Who? A woman? The slice of memory faded, while the scent tickling the nose of his current host remained tantalizingly real. Yes, he remembered. The substance emitting that enticing, irresistible fragrance was coffee.

 

 

Another wave of… sparkly lightness with a flash of dazzle… passed through her. As she stared at the busy pedestrians, the traffic noises reduced to a buzzing in her ears, she wondered where the odor drifting up her nostrils and into her olfactory centers came from, because it was driving her crazy. She turned and, with no conscious volition, strode toward the door and entered the shop. As she approached the counter, the server looked up, eyes widening as he registered her grimy gray T-shirt, the sweat staining her armpits, and the auburn dreadlocks gathered in a loose bun on the top of her head. He spoke to a point over her shoulder. “What can I get for you today?”

His disdain made her want to smack his smug face, but then she wouldn’t get what she wanted. She smothered her irritation. “A venti Blonde, black. Extra shot.”

The man’s eyebrows rose a fraction. “For here or to go?”

“For here, and two of those.” Allie pointed at a tray of golden, curved pastries.

“Plus two chocolate croissants. That will be eight thirty.”

Allie dug in her jeans pocket and fished out a hundred-dollar bill. What the hell? Where…? She blanked. Nothing was important except sipping that heavenly beverage.

He took the cash, handing her change over. “Name?”

What was this? The inquisition? “Alicia.” This was weird. Nobody had ever called her Alicia except her mother, and she only used her eldest daughter’s full name in a particular tone to express her displeasure.

“Wait at the end of the bar.” The barista signaled his dismissal by turning to the next customer.

Where else did he expect her to wait? Hover near the ceiling? The whimsical thought brought a smile as she pictured herself—no, it wasn’t her; it was… the memory vanished. Fuck. If withdrawal had begun, she would kill Chris and skin him alive when she got hold of him. An image of lightning zigzagging from her fingertips and Chris crumpling to the ground flashed before her, followed by a sharp stabbing pain in her head. She swayed.

“Are you okay?” the stylishly dressed businessman standing behind her asked.

None of your business. Fuck off, she thought. “I’m fine,” she muttered, saved by the barista’s shrill tenor calling out her name. Nothing worse than what she considered a waste of time and energy—a conversation with someone who had no relevance to her life, now or ever.

Half an hour, two more croissants, and another giant cup of the primo barista brew later, she sat back, amazed at the satisfaction and contentment flushing through her. The corner window seat had a view of the street and the other customers in the bar. While eating, she checked both out, eyes swiveling left, then right, finding only the usual hustle and bustle. She scowled at the leather-jacketed, bald guy standing on the sidewalk glaring at her. He seemed familiar, and when she tried to work out why, her ability to think had ceased functioning.

With his shrewd, beady eyes glued to her, the man stabbed a finger at the watch on his wrist and, with a sharp, aggressive gesture, beckoned her.

Whoever he was, he wasn’t anybody she wanted to be friends with, and if he was still there when she finished her breakfast, then she would give him an earful. Mmm…that might not be for a while, because she was thinking of having a final pastry and a last gigantic cup of that beautiful beverage. First, though, the bathroom. She stood up, refrained from giving him the finger, and instead ignored him and headed for the bathroom.

She was alone, washing her hands, squinting at herself in the mirror, thinking what a mess she was and wondering when she last had a shower, when she heard the voice.

 

 

A female. Young, yes, that could work. Not that he had a choice. A nearby Hunter meant he was safer to stay where he was until there was less risk. What’s more, he’d never resided with a female before. The Fates must have offered him this chance for a reason. Aside from the subtle promise of her magic, would she want to dominate and manipulate others to fulfill her desires as most women did? A human full of material ambition made the ideal keeper, as their greed enabled him to shape them to his will. This human appeared to have no aspirations for position or money. The only images he picked up from her befuddled mind reminded him of wealthy patrons lying on comfortable couches, smoking opium from pipes, while her disheveled clothes and erratic, scattered manner of thinking, jumping from topic to topic without a break, had more in common with those he’d seen collapsed in alleyways, their pipes glowing in the dark as they inhaled. She put on a good show. In contrast, he was not sure what he might find behind the shield she had erected between herself and the world. Fortunately, it had taken no time at all to remove her obsessive craving for crack—whatever that was—which placed her in his debt.

He would do a thorough analysis of her thoughts and memories when she slept and her barriers were down. Most important, and rare to find, she possessed an immense amount of dormant magical ability. Regrettably, she had no idea of her untapped talent, so he was unable to use it. He would teach her; she would be grateful and grant him permission to access that glorious energy to replenish his own somewhat depleted store.

More essential to his survival, though, she could mask his presence from those who hunted him. He shuddered at the memory of the Hunters’ flickering scarlet cloaks. They would shackle him more tightly if they caught him again. Better to die than return to the emptiness, the nonexistence, of a Hunter’s prison.

Right now, he had to connect and entice her into agreement, because he needed to hide. Preferably with somebody who would submissively comply with his orders. An accomplice, really. Did he even have enough power to take her over? He shook his head. How had his life and safety come to depend on a mortal woman? One who, apparently, did not appreciate a steaming bath and fragrant soap.

He fixed his attention on the present. Alternating the bitter, smooth, hot liquid he sipped along with the delicious taste of combined flour, butter and sugar sent his tongue into long forgotten drools of ecstasy. He gazed around and, while the café’s occupants wore unrecognizable and bizarre outfits, he understood the status of those imbibing alongside him.

He decided that the females dressed bizarrely in skin-tight leggings and short cropped tops and wondered, what was the point in having an imagination? Perhaps that faculty had dimmed, and men in this society needed to see every lump and bulge of flesh to arouse themselves. The men, in contrast, seemed to wear looser pants of a rough-looking material and baggier tops. How odd. The women revealed their assets while the men hid theirs. He saw no ragged clothing, or signs of dirt or obvious disease. Their auras indicated satisfaction and low levels of worry about money, love and other such mundane concerns, which he had solved for himself an eternity ago.

However, the foul pungent stink of urinals had not changed, in spite of the overlay of a chemical designed to mask the pungent aromas. He watched his host study her reflection—and judging by how her nose wrinkled—even she didn’t like the rank pong of her body. Oh, well. Here’s hoping she won’t have a heart attack and fall dead, ‘cause that would be a serious inconvenience for me. Here goes. “Greetings, fair one.”

***

Thank you for reading and I hope you are enjoying the story so far. The next chapter will be posted soon(ish). If you don't want to wait to find out what happens next, Ally & The Djinn is available for FREE from my Shopify store: teagankearyey.com and from all major retail sites such as Amazon, Kobo, B&N, etcetera.

Stay safe and well,

Warmest wishes,

Teagan. 😊

Ally & The Djinn



Hey there, lovely readers,

This year is clearing its throat, tapping its watch, and pretending it doesn’t mind being shown the door. I still have a couple of unfinished promises on my to-do list, and at least one resolution is hiding behind the couch. Yet, somehow, this feels like the right moment for a story to begin—not with a bang but with that silent pause where something ordinary is about to lean sideways and become irresistible.

What follows is a tale where magic has the decency to act like it belongs in this universe, and, as the old year packs its bags, this story looks forward, not backward. So settle in, make yourself cozy in your favorite reading spot, bring your suspension of disbelief, and consider this a friendly invitation to take a little time out from normality!



ALLIE & THE DJINN

 PROLOGUE


Quareem raised his hands, the walls of his tiny prison cell expanding with the movement, and concentrated on chanting every syllable with flawless pronunciation. After all, his goal wasn’t to end up as a sandworm in some wasteland, was it? After completing the spellbreaker, he waited.

No sound of a heartbeat, because the sorcery that placed him here had left him suspended outside of time and space.

I do exist, a quiet voice inside his head insisted, although, as far as the rest of the universe knew, his life had stopped the second the Hunters had trapped him and slapped their null cuffs around his wrists.

He counted: one, two, three. The unmitigated sensory deprivation would have driven him mad if not for the sanity of numbers—and he gasped as a bolt of lightning sliced through him. A sudden violent shivering had his teeth clacking against each other like knucklebones, and his heart slammed against his rib cage, beating an erratic rhythm—then a sideways shift and a glistening iridescence lit up his cell.

The next minute, he was… elsewhere.

He flinched as thunderous growls and blaring horns blasted his eardrums and squinted to limit the sharp sunlight piercing his eyeballs, before gradually opening his eyes wider and wider as he tried to make sense of the bewildering scene in front of him.

Metal boxes on wheels in various sizes and colors streamed by inches from where he stood, emitting a variety of honks, toots, and snorts. Men and women sat inside the raucous machines, their gazes fixed on the vehicle in front. People wearing outlandish outfits hurried along the sidewalk.

He drew in a long, slow breath, coughing as acrid, fusty fumes entered his lungs. This wasn’t the pure, clean air of his desert home. So what? There was always a price to pay, and he didn’t care; he’d gained his freedom! He ran fingers over his face, through his hair, and patted his smooth cheeks. He stretched, and unused muscles and tendons expanded and released. His body was solid, no doubt about that, and somehow light, his bloodstream fizzing with bubbles. Water leaked down his smooth, golden-brown cheeks. A sensation he couldn’t identify coursed through him.

A flash of insight revealed it wasn’t the bewildering sights that blinded his vision, nor the cacophonous sounds invading his brain through his ears, nor the folk rushing along the busy street; it was the wild mixture of their emotions that overwhelmed him. Little did they know that their fears, anxieties, hopes, and loves all seeped out through their skin into the atmosphere. Such a porous membrane to contain such a wealth of power, and for a djinn with his abilities—when they were at full strength, that is—so easy to access.

He grinned. He had succeeded. Of course, he, the great Al Quareem, once acknowledged to be among the most powerful djinns to grace his society, most certainly wouldn’t cease to exist because he garbled his own spell—a spell that had taken eons to remember, hidden from his own mind by the Hunters’ hex. Granted it had been difficult, until at last he had remembered and escaped. He wanted to laugh and dance, but while he had liberated himself from their dungeon, his jailers would have known the instant he disappeared. His new, unfettered state would surely provide multiple opportunities, and he would rather die than allow them to incarcerate him again.

The beat of a drum and the tinkling of small metal cymbals accompanied by a rhythmic chant caught his attention. The words were in an ancient language he once knew and he sought the source.

Intrigued, he turned and was distracted by the faintest whiff of something else. Something different. Alien. He spun around, searching, sniffing. Yes, there. He glimpsed the shimmer of a red cloak, sliding past on the other side of the veil that separated the Hunters’ world from this one. Fear, a dark wall, rose inside him. How could they be onto him so quickly? He froze, his limbs refusing to respond, and his heartbeat accelerated, ricocheting around his chest, thundering through his body.

A man clutching a bulky leather case to his chest banged his arm as he hurried by, breaking his trance. Quareem lifted a finger, pointed, and let it drop before the pain began. He sighed. No more blasting of defenseless humans—one of a hundred reasons the Hunters had incarcerated him.

He scanned the crowd, primed to move, to run, the urge to hide overwhelming him. He needed someone vulnerable. Ah! There. He cringed. His master, Shaitan curse him forever, would have beaten him senseless for considering a dirty beggar—and a female at that. This would be one of the lowest steps he had ever taken. As a desperate fugitive, he would have to accept what the universe offered.

***


I hope you enjoyed the beginning of this story and come back next week for Chapter 1. If you don't want to wait to find out what happens next, Ally & The Djinn is available for free from my Shopify store: 

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Stay well and safe.

Warmest wishes,

Teagan.

 

 

 







The Disappointment Dilemma - Starting the Wrong Book


WHEN CHAPTER 1 BETRAYS YOUR TRUST

In my previous post, I said I would show you how to make sure your next book matches up to your expectations. We all know that time is a precious commodity, and we’ve all been in the situation when we finally have some peace, we’re sitting in our favorite reading spot (window seat, perfectly positioned chair or stretched out on the couch) with a soft cozy blanket and beverage in hand, ready to escape into another world…



But by chapter two — or sooner — we’re checking our phones, sighing and wondering where it all went wrong. Maybe the story drags, or the characters feel stereotyped, like cardboard cutouts, and the latest plot twist? Well, we saw that coming three pages ago.
Yes, reader disappointment is an emotion we’ve all felt— and none of us are eager to repeat that particular experience.

So, here’s a quick trick from one booklover (and author) to another, try this before committing to a full read:

THE 10-MINUTE BOOK TEST:

1. Read the description — but skip the hype words.
Look for what it’s really about, not just the marketing sparkle.

2. Skim the first page. You’ll know right away if you’re drawn in by the tone, voice and mood.

3. Flip to a random page in the middle. If it still holds your attention, that’s a keeper.

This little ritual (the short-term pain of delaying the choice of a new book vs the long-term gain of waiting and finding a better one) can save hours of frustration, and your chances of finding your next read have shot up dramatically. Now you and your next read really do deserve that blanket and beverage combo.

Now that you know how to pick the right book… Next time, I’ll show you how to make sure you never run out of them.


UPDATES


Allie couldn’t believe this was the fifth day in a row Quareem had devoted to teaching her how to fight. As if that wasn’t challenging enough, each day he demonstrated with a different type of sword: an Arabian scimitar, a Japanese katana, a European broadsword, and a modern rapier. The names confused her, and she ended up giving them nicknames: the thin, bendy one; the massive one she could barely lift; the slender curved one; and the short, thick one with a curved blade.

This is an excerpt from Allie & The Djinn which is currently available for preorder on Amazon, Kobo, and many other digital retailers. I’ll be honest, I don’t get very many preorders, but it increases the book’s visibility, so my thinking is, why not give it a go?

In the meantime, I have 3 days left for advertising and promotion before the release date. It’s around this time I get excited about sending another book out into the world. Then it’ll be on to the next one.

Until then — may your next read be exactly what you were looking for, whether that’s gripping, enthralling, entertaining, etc., and transport you to another world.

Warmest wishes and happy reading.

Teagan.

(aka Author & Chief Book Disappointment Prevention Officer)

Too Many Books, Too Little Time

How to find the story that's calling your name!



Hey there lovely readers,

I hope you and yours are well and enjoying the seasonal changes. Here, in the Scottish Highlands, the trees are displaying their glories in shades of lemon through to deep copper. However, the leaves on the cherry tree outside my window have already turned a crispy brown. Another windy storm and the winter view to the distant hills will reappear. This time of year makes me feel philosophical about life as the temporary nature of the world (here today, gone tomorrow, as they say) is clear to see.

The other day, I was looking for a new book to read, and I realized that being a reader today is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, there’s a universe of stories waiting for us—epic space operas, heart-racing thrillers, dark domestic dramas, and romantic adventures that make our hearts skip a beat. On the other hand…so much choice.

This results in spending a long time, endlessly scrolling with too many tabs open, and too many “Top 100” lists to plough through.

But by answering these three questions you can narrow down the field and find that next book—fast:

1. Mood: What do you crave right now? Suspense? Romance? A touch of danger?
2. Setting: Are you drawn to gritty city streets, mysterious suburban secrets, or far-off galaxies?
3. Time: Do you want a quick evening read or a story to get lost in all weekend?

If you spend a little time thinking about and answering these questions (though sometimes the answer pops into your brain immediately), you’ll narrow the field down and can start searching for the books that actually fit your mood.

In my next email, I’ll show you how to make sure your new book delivers—so you’ll never again start a story that fizzles out halfway through.

Of course, if you’d rather skip the hunt entirely and save time, that’s where my bookstore comes in. 👉 teagankearney.com I have 18 eBooks, including thrillers, urban fantasy, sci-fi, romcom, cozy supernatural mysteries, and more. Whether you’re after a romantic escape, a dark psychological twist, or an epic space adventure, I hope you’ll find something that speaks to you.

UPDATES

Allie & The Djinn’s cover is complete, and you can read the Prologue by visiting my website: Teagan Kearney: Writer
Here's the blurb:

One djinn and one junkie, both desperate to escape their past. What could go wrong?

Quareem, one of the most powerful djinns of his time, has finally escaped the Hunters’ prison cell and is looking for a host. Allie possesses a wealth of untapped hidden magic but spends her days chasing oblivion to ease the pain of losing her family in a tragic accident.

When Quareem jumps into Allie’s mind, they strike up a mutually beneficial arrangement. That is, until the Hunters arrive…

Blending dark fantasy, romance, and myth, this novella explores the limits of magic, memory, and love’s redemptive force. Perfect for fans of Deborah Harkness, Nalini Singh, or Anne Bishop, this tale delivers a rich, emotional adventure filled with danger, desire, and destiny.


The book will be released on 31st October 2025, a perfect day for a supernatural tale with magical creatures, don’t you think?

I’ve switched newsletter platforms to Klaviyo, which will help me stay in closer touch and share updates more smoothly. And as a thank-you, new Klaviyo subscribers will receive one of my audiobooks for free! Please sign up to my newsletter here: 👉 teagankearney.com

In the meantime, keep reading, stay safe and have a great week.

Teagan.

Preview of New Release: Allie & The Djinn!

Please find below an excerpt from Allie & The Djinn, my upcoming release. My latest book, a novella, is a modern-day magic realism romfantasy which will be published on the 31st of October. After all, what better time to publish a story featuring magical creatures!




One djinn and one junkie, both desperate to escape their past. What could go wrong?

Quareem, one of the most powerful djinns of his time, has finally escaped the Hunters’ prison cell and is looking for a host.
Allie possesses a wealth of untapped hidden magic but spends her days chasing oblivion to ease the pain of losing her family in a tragic accident.

When Quareem jumps into Allie’s mind, they strike up a mutually beneficial arrangement. That is, until the Hunters arrive…


Allie & The Djinn will be available for pre-order soon!

Read a sample:

Allie & The Djinn

PROLOGUE

Quareem raised his hands, the walls of his tiny prison cell expanding with the movement, and concentrated on chanting every syllable with flawless pronunciation. After all, his goal wasn’t to end up as a sandworm in some wasteland, was it? After completing the spellbreaker, he waited.

No sound of a heartbeat, because the sorcery that placed him here had left him suspended outside of time and space.

I do exist, a quiet voice inside his head insisted, although, as far as the rest of the universe knew, his life had stopped the second the Hunters had trapped him and slapped their nullcuffs around his wrists.

He counted: one, two, three. The unmitigated sensory deprivation would have driven him mad if not for the sanity of numbers—and gasped as a bolt of lightning sliced through him. A sudden violent shivering had his teeth clacking against each other like knucklebones, and his heart slammed against his rib cage, beating an erratic rhythm—then a sideways shift and a glistening iridescence lit up his cell.

The next minute, he was… elsewhere.

He flinched as thunderous growls and blaring horns blasted his eardrums and squinted to limit the sharp sunlight piercing his eyeballs, before gradually opening his eyes wider and wider as he tried to make sense of the bewildering scene in front of him.

Metal boxes on wheels in various sizes and colors streamed by inches from where he stood, emitting a variety of honks, toots, and snorts. Men and women sat inside the raucous machines, their gazes fixed on the vehicle in front. People wearing outlandish outfits hurried along the sidewalk.

He drew in a long, slow breath, coughing as acrid, fusty fumes entered his lungs. This wasn’t the pure, clean air of his desert home. But so what? There was always a price to pay, and he didn’t care; he’d gained his freedom! He ran fingers over his face, through his hair, and patted his smooth cheeks. He stretched, and unused muscles and tendons expanded and released. His body was solid, no doubt about that, but somehow light, his bloodstream fizzing with bubbles. Water leaked down his smooth, golden-brown cheeks. A sensation he couldn’t identify coursed through him.

A flash of insight revealed it wasn’t the bewildering sights that blinded his vision, nor the cacophonous sounds invading his brain through his ears, nor the folk rushing along the busy street; it was the wild mixture of their emotions that overwhelmed him. Little did they know that their fears, anxieties, hopes, and loves all seeped out through their skin into the atmosphere. Such a porous membrane to contain such a wealth of power, and for a djinn with his abilities—when they were at full strength, that is—so easy to access.

He grinned. He had succeeded. Of course, he, the great Al Quareem, once acknowledged to be among the most powerful djinns to grace his society, most certainly wouldn’t cease to exist because he garbled his own spell—a spell that had taken eons to remember, hidden from his own mind by the Hunters’ hex. But he had at last remembered and escaped. He wanted to laugh and dance, but while he had liberated himself from their dungeon, his jailers would have known the instant he disappeared. His new, unfettered state would surely provide multiple opportunities, and he would rather die than allow them to incarcerate him again.

He inhaled deeper and caught the faintest whiff of something different. Alien. He spun around, searching, sniffing. Yes, there. He glimpsed the shimmer of a crimson cloak, sliding past on the other side of the veil that separated the Hunters’ world from this one. Fear, a dark wall, rose inside him. How could they be on to him so quickly? He froze, his limbs refusing to respond, and his heartbeat accelerated, ricocheting around his chest, thundering through his body.

A man clutching a bulky leather case to his chest banged his arm as he hurried by, breaking his trance. Quareem lifted a finger, pointed, and let it drop before the pain began. He sighed. No more blasting of defenseless humans—one of a hundred reasons the Hunters had incarcerated him.

He scanned the crowd, primed to move, to run, the urge to hide overwhelming him. He needed someone vulnerable. Ah! There. He cringed. His master, Shaitan curse him forever, would have beaten him senseless for considering a dirty beggar—and a female at that. This must be one of the lowest steps he had ever taken, but as a desperate fugitive, he would accept what the universe offered.







 

My Shopify Store is Open!


Yes! I am thrilled! My eBook store, teagankearney.com, after lots of faffing around and fixing this and sorting that, is  - at last - open!

Please check it out, and see if you spot a story you fancy escaping into for a few hours. There are exotic urban fantasies, futuristic sci-fi, a dark, twisty domestic noir, an entertaining romcom...and much more beside. 

The Official Launch is coming soon with lots of bonus content, massive discounts and special offers. Sign up on teagankearney.com for my newsletter with upcoming dates along with special offers, discounts and bonus content.

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